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June 4, 2020


Music  Perspective

5 fresh musical escapes that will fill an hour — or six

By Michael Andor Brodeur 

Classical Music Critic


There might be times when you feel like you need to step away from the news for a few hours. And if you’ve binge-watched everything in your queue already or cycled through your pandemic playlist 10 times too many, or finally finished counting the daisies on the curtains, you may need a more fulfilling way to give yourself a break.


Fortunately there are plenty of fresh musical escapes available this weekend that can provide hours of respite — including a comprehensive history of the world’s worst orchestra, an evening-length program of women composers and a six-hour marathon of adventurous virtuosos. Here are four suggestions for a musically rewarding weekend — plus one for the next.



"The World's Worst: A Guide to the Portsmouth Sinfonia"


They filled the rows with eager listeners (with twice as many ears) at their Royal Albert Hall premiere. Their debut LP of “popular classics,” produced by Brian Eno, sold in the thousands. And accounts of their performances through the 1970s read like lists of superlatives — albeit more in the key of the title of this engrossing history of the Portsmouth Sinfonia. Conceived in 1970 by experimental composer Gavin Bryars and a gang of his students from the Portsmouth College of Art, the Sinfonia self-identified as “the orchestra that can’t play,” thanks to its open membership policy and strict emphasis on “passion rather than proficiency.”


Members — most amateurs, some not — had only to meet one requirement: complete unfamiliarity with their selected instrument. “We’re not against good orchestras, and we’re not a caricature of a straight orchestra either,” co-founder and spokesperson Robin Mortimore told Rolling Stone in 1975. “We’re playing it straight and as well as we can. We’re just not very good, that’s all.” Thus, the Sinfonia’s tortured-but-well-meaning accounts of “popular classics” such as Rossini’s “William Tell Overture,” Beethoven’s Fifth, Tchaikovsky’s first piano concerto land somewhere between high camp and high art.


This volume, edited by Christopher M. Reeves and Aaron Walker, collects photographs, posters, articles, correspondences, ephemera and essays from members of the orchestra, and is a lot easier to read than their music is to listen to. As Mortimore wrote, “You may find a freshness and excitement in its simplicity. Or you may not.”

Available via Soberscove Press.



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